This past weekend I spent 36+ hours in a minivan with 5 other sweaty, stinky runners.
Why on earth would anyone do this? you ask---
Well, we were one half of team Spread Thin, running the
Smoky Mountain Relay, a 200-ish mile relay through the mountains of western NC.

12 people alternate running legs of between 3 & 9 miles, each running 3 times altogether during the day & a half.
We started at 6 am on Friday & finished around 6 or 7 pm on Saturday.
I was undertrained & had been sick, so I jumped on the grenade of doing the the easiest set of 3 legs available to Van 1 runners.
Every train needs a caboose, and I was ours. :)
I only did about 14 miles of flat to rolling hills terrain, all on pavement. This was supposed to be a trail relay, but that's not really how it shakes out-- only a handful of the 36 legs had trail, and a few more had gravel road/doubletrack. Fortunately, I got to run one leg at night which was a lot of fun & though it was supposed to be my hardest, it felt the best of the 3 I completed.
The Good:1. Course was very scenic, challenging, and varied. OK, so I don't really have any other relay experience to compare it to, but it had plenty of 1000+ feet climbs to satisfy the hardest core of our runners, and some flatter stuff for the old-man-shufflers like myself. Exchange 24 was at an awesome location with lovely views!

2. The course finished at the Nantahala Outdoor Center & it was a great finish-party location. Tony had to be back in Kentucky that night so we didn't really hang around to enjoy it, but did stuff ourselves at the restaurant there. I saw several teams soaking tired feet & legs in the water, which was way enticing!
3. The weather was supreme. Only one scary thunderstorm really disrupted things. I think we'd all agree that we got lucky compared to what was forecasted.

4. I am in awe of some of my teammates. Some of the legs folks turned in were truly impressive feats.
The Bad:1. I could have used more trail (well, any trail would have been nice). Certainly, I could have fought with my teammates for more of it, so this was partially my fault, but I don't know that there was enough to go around.

2. If you ever do this race, keep in mind that there will be zero cell service for most of it-- Therefore, zero communication between the 2 team vans. We lost about an hour waiting in the dark because we were early to an exchange and the other van wasn't there yet. Maybe start training some carrier pigeons?
The Ugly:1. The race director, Jim Brendle, needs way more help with this event-- a lot of key organization tasks fell to the wayside. We weren't assigned a start time until Thursday-- the day before the race started! Course marking was inadequate to wrong in places. Some of the teams were absolutely rabid with anger because of the number of times folks got lost etc. Some of the exchange points weren't marked at all, the volunteers were woefully unprepared. Our team only got lost once for real, and that was doing WAY better than most of the folks out there, I think. (Nevermind that we lost about 2 hours because of our extra wanderings). We were saved by having a captain & teammates who knew how to read a map & took the time to plot the entire course on the Pisgah national forest maps ahead of time. That was a complete life saver.

All-in-all, I had a great time and think I would be willing to do something like this again. Emphasis on the 'think'.
Hopefully, next time I'll be better trained & not rocking a hacking cough the whole time.
A big thanks to our captain, Jenn Bauer, who did a stellar job of finding 12 folks crazy enough to do this from 4 different states, and keeping the disorganization from the event at tolerable levels. We had no serious snafus, and that was a real accomplishment considering how ripe for disaster this race was.
Stephen & Amanda, it was nice to meet you & we really appreciate your turn at volunteering. Too bad we didn't get to catch up with you during the race!

Tony Little came all the way from Kentucky with his Magical Mystery Van to do this. Thanks for putting up with us, suffering through a few scary-hard legs, & allowing us the luxury of the Chrysler Town & Country. I hope the stink goes away soon!
My 3 hour nap in Jenny & Lew's tent at the the Standing Indian campground was amazing! I have never been happier to lay down & sadder to wake up than at 1 am & 4 am on Saturday morning. I'm bummed we didn't get to spend more time w/ Van 2 folks, and you guys kicked butt & improved the average pace for the team.

Thanks to Chris, Judd, Tony, Anna & Jenn. You guys were a great group to be sore, physically exhausted & sleep-deprived with! I'd be happy to feed each other Laffy Taffy, fertilize christmas trees & use torture devices with any of you.
Even if I have to run during part of it.